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xtina1982
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« Reply #75 on: March 11, 2010, 05:13:54 PM »
I groaned.  I cringed.  I laughed.  well done, whiteshaw.  Smiley
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« Reply #76 on: March 12, 2010, 01:09:28 AM »
Quote from: whiteshaw on March 11, 2010, 03:05:36 PM
True story: I was on the bus with my mate the other day and he told me this joke - "What do you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bathtub?" he said "throw in your laundry!" We both laughed, but then the guy behind us leaned over and said "That's disgusting. My brother died in the bath while having a fit." Obviously we both felt terrible and apologised profusely. Then the guy stood up to get off the bus and said, "He choked on a fucking sock."

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